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Saturday 23 February 2013

सबसे बड़ी टेंशन

एक सुंदर लड़की ने आपसे लिफ्ट मांगी और रास्ते में उसको चक्कर आ गया, उसकी तबीयत खराब हो गई।
आप उसे लेकर अस्पताल गए।

वहाँ डॉक्टर बोला- बधाई हो ! आप बाप बनने वाले हैं।

लो हो गई टेंशन…

आप बोले- मैं इसके बच्चे का बाप नहीं हूँ !

फिर लड़की बोली- यही इसका बाप है।

और टेंशन…

पुलिस आई।

आपका मेडिकल चेक-अप हुआ, रिपोर्ट आई कि आप तो कभी बाप बन ही नहीं सकते।

आपको और टेंशन..

खैर आपने भगवान को धन्यवाद दिया और घर के लिए निकल लिए।

फिर रास्ते में ख्याल आया कि जो दो बेटे आपके घर पर हैं !!

वे किसके हैं.. !!

सबसे बड़ी टेंशन...

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