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Monday 11 February 2013

Saadhu Ki Musibat

purane jamane ki baat hai, ek raaja tha uski chaar chaar beti ho chuki thi aur rani phir se pregnent thi, raaja ne raani ko dhamkaya ki agar es baar bhi larki hui to usse jaan se maar dega. khair kuch dino baad rani ko phir se larki hui, rani dar gai usne dar se keh diya ki ess bar larka hua hai, raaja khush ho gaya.
rani ne beti ko rajkumar ki tarah paalna suru kiya, dhere dhere rajkumari bari hone lagi. ek din raaja ne rajkumari ko rajkumar sonchte hue uski saadi ek rajkumari se taye kar di. rajkumari dar gayi ki saadi ke baad to sab ko pata chal jayega ki woh ek larki hai, rajkumari bhage bhage ek saadhu ke paas jati hai. rajkumari saadhu se help mangte hai!
rajkumari: guru dev mujhe iss sankat se bachaiye, aap mujhe apne tapobal se mujhe larka bana dejiye!
saadhu: beti aisa to mumkin nahi hai, par mai aapne tapobal se aapna lund tumhe kuch dino ke liye de sakta hun, tum apni patni ko pregnent banane ke baad mujhe wapaas kar dena.
saadhu apna lund rajkumari ko de deta hai aur uska boor le leta hai.
kuch dino baad sadhu ke sishyon (students) ko pata chalta hai ki saadhu ne rajkumari ka boor liya hua hai. sabhi ko rajkumari kaboor chodne ka man karne lagta hai... sabhi mil kar saadhu ke paas jaate hai: guru dev rajkumari ko aapne aapna lund de kar accha nahi kiya, na jaane aapke kuware lund ka usne kya haal bana diya hoga, saadhu ye sun kar sonch me pad gaya, shisya: gurudev kyu na uski boor ko bhi hum sab milkar use karen! saadhu apne students ki baat maan gaya.
phir kya tha sare sishyon ne jam kar saadhu ki chudai suru kar di, us din ke baad rooz sadhu ki jam kar chudai suru ho gayi,
kayi mahino ke baad ek din achanak rajkumari saadhu ke paas aati hai: guru dev mera kaam samapt hua aap apna lund wapas le lijiye, aur mera boor wapas kar dijiye. saadhu uski baat sun kar ansuna kar deta hai aur wapas jane laga rajkumari ko kuch samaj nahiaaya , usne sishyon se pucha: gurudev ko kya hua hai woh meri boor mujhe wapas kyu nahi kar rahe, sishya: madarchod gurudev agar teri boor tujhe wapas kar denge to baccha kya woh apne gaand se paida karenge!

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